Doggone, Girl

I maintain that the book "Gone Girl" was awful, but girlfriend rocks a red dress.

Can't argue with that.

Same Suit, Different Babe: Julie and Irina, 2013

Swim Daily ran a nice selection of Irina Shayk Polaroids from last year's issue. This one looks familiar:

It found its way onto Julie Henderson instead.

 Not a bad gig.

Happy Birthday, Cheryl and Jessica

One-Piece Wednesday: Ashley Richardson, 1991

Happy Birthday, Fernanda Tavares

 This underrepresented model is 34.

Daniella S-ARRRRGGH-ahyba and Friends

In honor of International Talk Like A Pirate Day, please enjoy these 2008 photos of Daniella, Selita, and Melissa.

Bar Glasses

Bar Refaeli can’t seem to stop making offensive commercials.

First, she peddled her bill-paying phone app using (of course) cannibalistic white slavery.

Now her fashion eyewear company warns of the dangers of not realizing how plump a woman is.

The first one was bizarre and dark and outlandish. This one is crummy, a cheap joke at the expense of plus-size women.

Yes, Bar, you’re hot. You don’t have to use that to put other people down.

One-Piece Wednesday: Elle Macpherson, 1987

Nice rare photo from photographer John G. Zimmerman's website.

Topless Tuesday: Rachel Hunter, 2006

I know I said no more white swimsuits, but let's make an exception for birthday girl Rachel Hunter.

And a couple of her friends.

Happy 45th.

Happy Birthday, Angie Everhart

45 today. Redheads in green. Can't beat 'em.

Happy Birthday, Cris Urena

The 2014 rookie is 23 today.

Topless Tuesday: Irina Shayk, 2011

With the white suits behind us, let's have a shock of color.

White Swimsuit Week, 2014: Part Seven

On a lighter note, Daniella Sarahyba finishes out White Swimsuit Week. There will be no white swimsuits allowed from this point on.

Don’t Look at the Hacked Photos

Just don’t. It’s a shitty invasion of privacy.

Full disclosure: I say this having looked at a couple of them. But any titillation was eclipsed by the knowledge that these celebrities’ photos were supposed to be intimate and private. It’s heartbreaking to think of a moment like that being opened up for public crudity and ridicule.

Anyway, I don’t imagine I have a lot of sway in the tide of internet behavior. But it’s been gnawing at me, and if I can convince one person to develop a negative opinion of them, that would be good.