Bonus Thumb-Hook Thursday: Gigi Hadid, 2014

I guess I might as well commemorate this. Gigi Hadid is preggers.

I know you come here mainly for hot celeb goss, so here you are! Congrats, Gigi.

Thumb-Hook Thursday: Valerie van der Graaf, 2014

One-Piece Wednesday: Kim Alexis, 1983

Topless Tuesday: Izabel Goulart, 2011

One thing that enhances a topless photo for me is when the model is displaying her bikini top.

Not sure why. Is it a "just took it off" mood, or an "interrupted before putting it on" mood, or just a "teasing you by dangling her missing article of clothing" mood?

These are lovely pics of Izabel, even though SI seemed to be in the midst of a heavy retouching phase.

Underboob Monday: Bo Krsmanovic, 2016

Good lord, this woman.

Bo-nus: Here she is sheltering in place with Solveig.

Relevant to Your Interests

A couple cute videos I stumbled across from something called Glam.com.

First, 100 Years of Swimwear, portrayed in bodypaint.



Then, 100 Years of Film Fashion. You may recognize the ingenue as our own Olivia Culpo.

Swimfruit Issue

I’ve nearly run out of free-hip pics of the girls. I didn’t find any in the Summer of Swim collections from 2015 or 2016.

I did find these pics, though.

Hannah’s bikini has a cute little strawberry pattern.

And Hailey’s has watermelons.

(You have to look closely, and I have.)

So, I don’t know, Fruit Friday? Fruit is nutritious, we’re all trying to stay healthy, I have a huge list of pics of models interacting with fruit.

Listen, I need to keep my mind occupied.

Thumb-Hook Thursday: Hannah Ferguson, 2015

Summer Week continues at Swimsuitologist.

Love and miss ya, Hannah F.

One-Piece Wednesday: Kyra Santoro, 2016

A Philosophical Question: Was Kyra Santoro an SI model?

She was a model search girl in 2016, but she was not selected, losing out to Mia Kang.

According to the loose style guide I’ve developed for this blog, the search contestants aren't considered official SI models (and therefore don't get a spot on the coveted “labels” list to the right) until they win — or are brought back as rookies in a later official issue, like Kyra's fellow 2016 search girl Ebonee Davis did in 2018.

However, Kyra did appear in the 2016 “Summer of Swim” thingie. In any case, in keeping with this week's theme, here’s Kyra in a couple of cute one-piecers from that summer.

Topless Tuesday: Two Hannahs, 2015

Continuing with the "Summer of Swim" theme, here are Hannah Ferguson and Hannah Davis, in big bottoms and nonexistent tops.

Underboob Monday: Hailey Clauson, 2016

Here's Hailey, slaying her way through that "Summer of Swim" experiment SI did for a couple years.

Look at her, milling around in a public place.

I believe these pics came out in August of 2016. A simpler time.

Thumb-Hook Thursday: Jessica Gomes, 2015

There's something soothing about the sight of Jessica in a swimsuit.

One-Piece Wednesday: Rachel Hunter, 1991

This’ll Put Hair on Your Chest

The kids call it a “hair bra,” and I thought we could enjoy a tonsorial Topless Tuesday.

Underboob Monday: Lorena Duran, 2020

Lorena is a 2020 rookie, and she's been billed as "Victoria's Secret's first curvy model."

She puts the curves to good use. Looking forward to more.

Happy Easter

Thumb-Hook Thursday: Cintia Dicker, 2009

Operation: Bikini Morale continues with these photos of Cintia from Steve Erle's site.

One-Piece Wednesday: Myla Dalbesio, 2020

Well, I need some cheering up, and it's probably safe to assume you do too.

My three "must-haves" (Lais Ribeiro, Barbara Palvin, Hailey Clauson) all seem to be absent from the 2020 swimsuit issue. And the issue will be even later this year, released, as of now, in July.

So let's liven up our spirits a bit with a peek at Myla, one of my faves who will be featured this year, assuming the magazine comes out at all.

Meanwhile, stay in and stay safe.