Showing posts with label Marloes Horst. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marloes Horst. Show all posts

Monday, March 9, 2015

Tipping the Scales

Today’s “Animals and Swimsuits” entry is brought to you by reptiles.

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UPDATE, 10/18/19

Kate Bock, brandishing an iguana in 2017.

Sunday, March 8, 2015

Happy Birthday, Marloes Horst

Apparently, if you conceive a child in early June, she'll become a swimsuit model.

Marloes is 26. Here she is in her birthday suit.

Monday, March 2, 2015

That’s the Way the Rookie Crumbles 2015

With a whopping twelve rookies introduced in 2014, someone had to slip away in 2015. I am actually surprised at how many did stick around. Seven: more than half of them.


We lost the entire Netherlands subcommittee: Bregje, Marloes, and Valerie. I expected at least one of them to stick around. Marloes was the swimsuit-model-lookingest girl of the bunch. And Bregje had those eyes. (And that one-piece.)


The most surprising return for me was Samantha Hoopes. Sexy, obviously. But she seemed like a very straightforward blonde-with-big-boobs, if that makes sense. (Though I suppose “blonde with big boobs” never hurt anyone’s chances in the swimsuit issue.)

Samantha has a pretty 2015, by the way.


I also thought Emily Ratajkowski was going to completely distance herself from SI, but she’s back.


I’m sad to lose Cris, but I believe she had a baby. And Lauren had loads of potential, in my opinion.


In any case, we now have seven rookies to watch. My predictions, from most likely to least likely to return:

1) Kelly (would probably be #2 if she hadn’t just gotten ROTY)
2) Hailey
3) Rose
4) Erin
5) Robyn
6) Solveig
7) Ashley

We’ll find out in a year!

Rookies crumbling 2013, 2012, 2011.

Friday, August 29, 2014

Marloes & More Lace

By the way, if you’re not yet a Marloes Horst convert, these photos (via Bellazon) of her lounging sumptuously in Free People lingerie will nudge you in the right direction.
Frankly, this seems like her natural element. She strikes me as more boudoir babe than beach bunny.

But what the heck. Here she is as a beach bunny.

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

One-Piece Wednesday: Marloes Horst, 2014


Marloes also has an unusual, sexy, kinky spread in Galore magazine.
Galore is a curious periodical. Oddly, it seems to be a magazine for women who love looking at women the way men love looking at women.
Anyway, they have a nice symbiotic relationship with SI, having featured everyone from Carol Alt to Gigi Hadid.

Thursday, February 6, 2014