This’ll Put Hair on Your Chest

The kids call it a “hair bra,” and I thought we could enjoy a tonsorial Topless Tuesday.

Underboob Monday: Lorena Duran, 2020

Lorena is a 2020 rookie, and she's been billed as "Victoria's Secret's first curvy model."

She puts the curves to good use. Looking forward to more.

Happy Easter

Thumb-Hook Thursday: Cintia Dicker, 2009

Operation: Bikini Morale continues with these photos of Cintia from Steve Erle's site.

One-Piece Wednesday: Myla Dalbesio, 2020

Well, I need some cheering up, and it's probably safe to assume you do too.

My three "must-haves" (Lais Ribeiro, Barbara Palvin, Hailey Clauson) all seem to be absent from the 2020 swimsuit issue. And the issue will be even later this year, released, as of now, in July.

So let's liven up our spirits a bit with a peek at Myla, one of my faves who will be featured this year, assuming the magazine comes out at all.

Meanwhile, stay in and stay safe.

Butt Appreciation Day 2020: The Grable

There’s something specially sexy about the Grable pose.

Her back is to you. But she’s looking over her shoulder at you and smiling.

The only logical interpretation of this illogical pose is that she is happily inviting you to stare at her butt. She just like, “Have at it.” There’s no faux candidness, like you’ve stumbled upon her while she’s luxuriating in nature. There’s no sultry glares, like she’s engaged in the deadly serious business of titillation. Just a fun “Oh you like cute butts? Enjoy!”

Three components of the Grable:

Stand.

Glance over the shoulder.

Smile.

Hazmat — Will Travel

Naomi Campbell went all out trying to protect herself during a recent flight.

Here she is in a more flattering outfit.

But please heed this PSA brought to you by the ladies of the 2009 swimsuit issue:

Don’t.

Touch.

Your.

Face. 

(Especially on the MTA, Damaris!)

Anyway, the 2020 issue is taking shape, and maybe it will provide a nice respite from the nationwide quarantine in a couple months. Watch this space.