One-Piece Wednesday: Genevieve Morton, 2013

Let’s follow up Genevieve’s Topless Tuesday with a One-Piece Wednesday.

Happy Birthday, Jessica and Genevieve

Well hello there, Jessica Van Der Steen.

Happy 29th.

And speaking of curvy blondes with birthdays, Genevieve Morton is 27 today.

She seems to have invented a Twitter holiday called “Topless Tuesday,” which may well be worth celebrating here as well, as an aperitif before One-Piece Wednesday. 

Also, hooray for Galore magazine once again for featuring “peepshow” sequences with Genevieve and Julie.

 I hope we get some big, high-quality pics from these shoots soon!

Happy Birthday, Daniella Sarahyba

Swim Daily has a nice little celebration for Daniella Sarahyba’s birthday. They provide an array of pretty photos of Daniella:

…and just for good measure, one of Irina Shayk:

…and two of Fernanda Tavares:

I guess it’s easy to get disoriented—Daniella is pretty intoxicating.

They also included a shot from 2007 with a little less retouching, specifically in, um, three key areas… (Original release on the left, today’s on the right.)

And this one, revealing a heart tattoo I was previously ignorant of, just above her beautiful Brazilian bottom.

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And speaking of marks on the butt, Heidi Klum recently made an appeal for our sympathies by revealing her backyard sunburn on Instagram.

Heck. Why should the birthday girl have all the fun? Spankings all around!

Happy Fourth

Nina Agdal in Galore magazine’s “bombshell issue.” I don’t know what it is either, but it also features some Jessica Gomes and Natasha Barnard.

One-Piece Wednesday: Elle Macpherson, 1990

5 SI covers. Film and television career. Lingerie line. But surely her biggest feat is topping both my list and Swim Daily’s list of the top swimsuit models of all time.

Thanks to Swim Daily’s ongoing excavation of photos from SI’s history, I recently found out one of my favorite Elle pics:

…has a sequel: 

Meanwhile, she is (somewhat) recreating her 1994 Playboy cover for the August issue of Harper’s Bazaar Australia.

Happy Canada Day

Let’s salute our bikini-clad neighbors to the north.

Kim Cloutier (Montreal, Quebec)

Ehrinn Cummings (Montreal, Quebec)

Yasmeen Ghauri (Montreal, Quebec)

Rachel Roberts (Vancouver, British Columbia)

Estella Warren (Peterborough, Ontario)

50 Greatest Swimsuit Models, #10-1

This was fun. Naming 50 great models was easy, naming exactly 50 was hard. And forcing myself to decide if I preferred, say, Fernanda Motta or Stephanie Seymour was agonizing.

Meanwhile, I’ve spent the week contemplating beautiful women in swimsuits, so I’ve been in a pretty good mood.

Here’s where I landed for my top ten.

10: Julie Henderson

She's a divisive one. It surprises me how violently some people dislike her. The party line at Bellazon, for example, seems to be that she has a fantastic body but a bad face. They are continuously confused and dismayed that she keeps appearing in SI. Thankfully, they aren't in charge, and I continue to receive an influx of new Julie photos every February.  

9: Elsa Benitez

Warm. That's the first adjective that springs to mind about Elsa. Warm eyes, smile, skin. A slow, easy seductiveness that's impossible not to love.

8: Cheryl Tiegs

Shots like this one are timeless. A lot has changed with regards to standards of feminine beauty, styles of swimwear, photography and retouching technology, etc. But you look at this photo and understand why Cheryl was the original SI supermodel.

7: Christie Brinkley

She took the baton from Cheryl and ran with it. Hypnotic beauty, which persists to this day. Cheryl introduced wholesome, all-American blonde imagery to SI, Christie perfected it.

6: Petra Nemcova

Hauntingly ravishing. A warm, sunny, friendly gorgeousness with a dark river flowing beneath it. 

5: Rebecca Romijn

There is a direct line from Cheryl to Christie to Rebecca, then on to Kate after her. Brilliantly gorgeous American blonde + bikini = the backbone of the swimsuit issue.

4: Paulina Porizkova

My first cover. As a counterweight to the all-American blonde faction, Paulina is the darker Eastern European/Russian strain of SI model. Paulina lives on in the likes of Petra and Irina.

3: Stacey Williams

I agonized over this. Stacey and Heidi leapfrogged each other in my mind all week. Stacey’s hypnotizing eyes and cascading tendrils of brown hair have entranced me for over two decades.

2: Heidi Klum

But in the end, Heidi had a cover and more omnipresent career, and I figured that gave her an edge. Heidi is so deeply, inarguably beautiful it almost hurts.

1: Elle Macpherson

This one, I never had any dilemma about. The greatest model ever to wriggle into a swimsuit. As of now, I’m not sure who tops SI’s official list, but in my mind there is no doubt.