Unleash Your Inner Iooss

Brooklyn Decker is in the February Esquire, with some nice photos. Want to watch the accompanying video? Or maybe read a self-satisfied, pseudo-earnest article that pretends to transcend the paradigm of the “dopey, worshipful interview of a swimsuit model” while actually wallowing in it? You can do that here.

There’s also an iPhone app you can use to take virtual photos of yourself with Brooklyn at Barnes & Noble stores.

I guess they need a supermodel to coax people toward print media now. The teen ritual of building up the nerve to take a swimsuit issue up to the counter at the bookstore is probably a thing of the past.