Mainly, the thoughts have centered around nudity and body parts. But I just realized something more subtle: bikini models in bed.
It’s a whole subgenre. Rebecca Romijn might have been the first specimen, back in 1999.
Fast forward to 2006, and we have Molly, Yesica, and Noemie lounging around in their hotel beds giving you their best “come hithers.”
The girls find themselves in deserts and museums, Russian palaces and college football fields, all sorts of places where swimsuits don’t really have a practical purpose.
But beds … I mean, this is about sex, right? You’re being invited to imagine that you and the model are vacationing together and getting ready to head out to the pool or the beach but suddenly have a mood sweep over you so maybe the pool can wait.
These are hotel rooms, so they could conceivably be anywhere in the world. Quick: Which exotic locales are Jessica, Melissa, and Esti in?
Hint: It doesn’t matter. They might as well be in a nice Best Western in Des Moines.
I’m not complaining. In fact, it’s kind of awesome.