Happy Birthday, Jessica and Genevieve

Well hello there, Jessica Van Der Steen.

Happy 29th.

And speaking of curvy blondes with birthdays, Genevieve Morton is 27 today.

She seems to have invented a Twitter holiday called “Topless Tuesday,” which may well be worth celebrating here as well, as an aperitif before One-Piece Wednesday. 

Also, hooray for Galore magazine once again for featuring “peepshow” sequences with Genevieve and Julie.

 I hope we get some big, high-quality pics from these shoots soon!

50 Greatest Swimsuit Models, #20-11

The countdown continues. I keep reshuffling these before I post them, and I’m already starting a mental list of women I’ve left off but maybe shouldn’t have.

Any guesses on SI’s official top ten? I have a feeling Ms. Upton will be up top. You gotta keep playing your winning hand.

20: Veronica Varekova

19: Jessica Van Der Steen

18: Ashley Richardson

I have neglected Ashley on this blog. That must end soon. The woman is constructed entirely of curves. (Happy birthday Ashley, by the way.)

17: Valeria Mazza

16: Chandra North

15: Carol Alt

Magnificent. Dark hair, blue eyes, sleek body.

14: Josie Maran

I've sung the praises of her seductiveness. There's something highly erotic about her.

13: Daniela Pestova

12: Kate Upton

Her Antarctica shoot bumped her higher on this list than she would have been before. I can't resist anymore—I’m a fan.

11: Jessica Gomes

Her northern fluctuations have calmed down a little, and she takes her place among my very favorites.

Countdown: 2 Days to Go

Two-timer Jessica Van Der Steen.

2004, 2005

This is what a Belgian swimsuit model is supposed to look like.

One-Piece Wednesday: Jessica Van Der Steen, 2005

Blondes in Their Underthings!

Continuing my important work of picking out SI models from other sites’ hot girls lists, I bring you BroBible’s hottest blonde swimsuit issue models who are also lingerie models. Blondes#5: Esti Ginzburg #14: Shannan Click #18: Ana Beatriz Barros #20: Jessica Hart #39: Anne V #40: Jessica Perez #42: Petra Nemcova #59: Tori Praver #68: Jessica Van Der Steen #88: Marisa Miller #90: Kate Upton #92: Bar Refaeli #95: Brooklyn Decker And, just because I sense she’s feeling left out, here’s a lovely shot of Cintia Dicker.