Monday, April 29, 2019

Well, This Is Genuinely Fascinating

Halima Aden, a hijab-wearing Muslim model, will be in this year’s issue, sporting a burkini.


There is a LOT going on here, issues of race and culture and religion and feminism and sexuality intersecting in a move that’s bold and maybe a little bewildering.

She’s adorable (her interviews are filled with very infectious smiles and screams). But I admit, I’m still getting my head around this…


Like, it’s no secret that the swimsuit issue is eye candy. But is it improper to let my eyes wander up and down Halima’s (almost entirely covered) body?

My very limited understanding of the hijab and the burkini is that they’re based on religion-inspired modesty. This seems to be at odds with the very idea of the swimsuit issue, where even the feminist activism involves naked ladies.

(Fun little irony: Just as you’re thinking about how skittish Islamic culture is about the female body, this Good Morning America story censors the cleavage on old swimsuit covers.)


But if this is a further celebration of diversity, I’m all about it. I like declarations that religion and feminism and liberalism are compatible with fun and sexiness. And I’m positive I will still have my Barbara Palvin bikini pics on the very next page.

Welcome, Halima!

Sunday, April 28, 2019

Pestova, Passed Over

Stumbled upon the website of Michael Reinhardt, a photographer who shot for the 1995 swimsuit issue. He features a couple of shots of Daniela Pestova that are alternate poses for photos from that year.


I’m a big fan of heretofore unknown photos of swimsuits I’m familiar with.

He also has a few non-swimsuit magazine shots of some of our favorite girls. He lumps all of these under the category “vintage,” which is another great reminder that I’m old.

Wednesday, April 24, 2019

One-Piece Wednesday: Rosie de la Cruz, 1991

How about a nice retro one-hit wonder girl in the lead-up to 2019?

Thursday, April 11, 2019

Thumb-Hook Thursday: Bo Krsmanovic, 2017

As you may have noticed, my mid-week themed posts have all featured one magnificent woman.


As a bonus, here's Bo from 2016 in one of those rare photos that could have been used for Topless Tuesday, One-Piece Wednesday, or Thumb-Hook Thursday.


She could do it all, that Bo.

Wednesday, April 10, 2019

One-Piece Wednesday: Bo Krsmanovic, 2017

Speaking of Bo's nipples...


SI has really stopped hiding them, haven't they.


Come back, Bo!

Tuesday, April 9, 2019

Topless Tuesday: Bo Krsmanovic (and Emily DiDonato), 2016

So yeah, you can pretty much see Bo's nipple in this shot. A full year before I noticed Bianca's.


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UPDATE 9/8/19: Emily DiDonato. Same year. Same angle. Same result. Eat your heart out, Bianca!

Thursday, April 4, 2019

Thumb-Hook Thursday: Lais Ribeiro, 2019

We have a date: The 2019 swimsuit issue is coming out on May 8, just over a month from today.

If you want to view some cute posing and kangaroo petting, or to buy tickets to the swimsuit issue con in Miami, head over here.

Let us celebrate with this beautiful thumb-hook preview.

Wednesday, April 3, 2019