Happy Birthday, Pania Rose

The 2006 one-hit wonder is 31.

And, full disclosure, I forgot to post this on the 16th. It's now the 17th, and I am cheating by backposting this entry.

Pania is Australian, of Maori descent. But she kind of looks like if Cintia Dicker were Eastern European.

She also has an impressive body of non-SI swimwear and lingerie work.

Brunettes in Their Underthings!

You may remember that over the summer, the bros at Guyism.com announced their 100 Sexiest Lingerie Models in the World.

Not to be outdone, the guys at BroBible.com recently doubled that number—and color-coded it. In two parts, they listed the 100 Hottest Brunette Lingerie Models and the 100 Hottest Blonde Lingerie Models.

With the longer list, they had room to top Guyism’s list of 17 SI models by including 24. Well, that’s not technically true. BroBible slipped up a little, counting Isabeli Fontana twice among the brunettes, at #68 and #90, calling the science of the whole experiment into question.

Guyism’s entire lineup of SI girls is repeated in BroBible’s, with one exception: Cintia Dicker. An obvious redhead, she was disqualified from either of BroBible’s lists.

Shall we take a gander?
Brunettes #38: Pania Rose
#42: Jarah Mariano
#54: Izabel Goulart
#60: Lucia Dvorska
#63: Selita Ebanks
#68: Isabeli Fontana
#80: Kim Cloutier
#90: Isabeli Fontana (oops)
#91: Raica Oliveira
#95: Irina Shayk
#100: Alyssa Miller
Tomorrow: The Blondes.