Lead a Horst to Water

The latest revealed rookie: Marloes Horst.

Latest Rookie Reveal: Hannah Ferguson

This stately blonde seems to be channeling 2010 Genevieve Morton.

(By the way, I hope those goofy patterned borders around the rookie pics are not going to be on every photo. And please stop covering the bikini bottoms with watermarks!)

End rant. Welcome, Hannah!

One-Piece Wednesday: Melissa Baker, 2008

What Rhymes with Ratajkowski?

As the internetosphere had figured out already. EmRata is one of this year's rookies. Welcome, Emily.

Whaddaya Want, a Rookie?

Well how about twelve of them?

Yes, the announcement rang out yesterday that there would be a record-breaking dozen rookies in the 2014 swimsuit issue. They’ll release names every day on Swim Daily.

The first two to be announced are Gigi Hadid and Sara Sampaio, both long rumored to be among this year’s girls.

Gigi is sporting a bit of a cherubic Esti Ginzburg vibe. As for Sara, those are some fantastic lips, and a magnificent little bikini bottom.

I approve of both ladies.

Boob Tube

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful airs tonight on NBC, 9/8c. I won’t be able to watch it live, but I hope it’ll be available somewhere afterwards.

See Christie Brinkley's Shadow?

That means 60 more years of being a stone-cold fox.