Showing posts with label Gigi Hadid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gigi Hadid. Show all posts

Saturday, October 10, 2020

Two-Pièce de Résistance: Yamila Diaz, 1999

It’s downright barbaric how small and low-res the online pics were in 1999. SI needs to remaster these old photos. 

Photo: Dominique Issermann

This photo of Yamila appeared in the margins of the introduction to the ’99 issue. You might see it as a “genie in a bottle” image, which is what the magazine’s caption writer went with: “There’s no getting this bikini back in the bottle.”

But to me it seems more like she’s spilling out of the jar. Like, in this world, beautiful women come in giant clay jars, and I’ve just opened this one, and I’ve poured Yamila out on the beach, and she’s lounging, sun-kissed, on the sand, smiling expectantly at me, ready for whatever I might have in mind.

I suppose those two “What is it you wish?” scenarios aren’t that different.


“Objectification” is a charged word in this realm. It’s a word that’s hurled at the swimsuit issue, and similar sexy-lady endeavors, as an accusation of sexism. And I don’t think that’s entirely unfair. These are flesh-and-blood human beings, not toys or decorations.

The way I rationalized it way back in my adolescence was: The woman is not an object, but the photograph is.

For better or worse, the image triggers a false sense of connection with the woman. We’re looking at her, but she’s looking at a camera lens.

And for that matter, we’re not really looking at her, but at a flat surface simulating her via a series of photons reflected off of —

Anyway.


But even the feminist author of this highly critical book about the swimsuit issue states that objectification isn’t inherently bad, in the right conditions. I’d say there’s a playful, consensual objectification that happens in relationships and flirting. Imagine the rush of having a woman smile at you and say, “So what do you wanna do to me?”

And I think that’s what’s at play in swimsuit photography. It doesn’t seem cruel or dehumanizing to me. Just some sexy women enjoying being sexy for an audience they know is appreciative. They’re presenting themselves to us, of their own volition, fully aware of where our eyes will wander.

And maybe it’s just my perverted mind at work, but Yamila’s pose up there seems to tap into the playful objectification angle a little extra. It joins the ranks of photos like Rebecca on a banquet table. Kathy in a cage.* Paulina in a (literal) fishnet.


This is tangentially related, maybe, but this video comes to mind of Sara Sampaio and Gigi Hadid, as rookies, quizzing people — male and female — at some resort. Two of their questions, “Which butt is whose?” and “Who’s hotter, blondes or brunettes?” are certainly cases of the models objectifying themselves.

(Are you a butt man?” Sara asks a gentleman early in the video.)

They compete for attention, stumping for votes in the Battle of the Hair Colors. 

Gigi, upon hearing a woman declare that brunettes are hotter: “I need all boys to please report to here!”

Sara, on her knees, after a man says he prefers blondes: “Why? We’re hotter!”

I don’t think you’d see this video made now, a mere six years later. It’s a little too on-the-nose for SI’s current brand, in which they try to blend the blatant T&A into more of a general “Celebration of Beauty!” attitude.

Anyway. Yamila’s super hot. This is a great photo of her.


*I don’t think this "caged Kathy" photo was ever in the magazine, but I found it on Robert Huntzinger’s site surrounded by other SI pics.

Thursday, July 2, 2020

Thumb-Hook Thurfboard Thursday: Michelle Behennah, 2000


The more beaches you shoot on, the greater the chance of your model interacting with a surfboard.


It’s an outdoor summer activity you can do while social distancing, so let’s celebrate it.

Friday, May 29, 2020

Swimulacra


Okay, so the #SwimsuitIconChallenge is super charming.


The recreations are fun and inventive and often pretty hot.


I’m particularly entranced by this bevy of Elles.


The makeshift solutions are pretty creative, too, using aloe leaves for Petra …

… blowdryers for Christie …

… Sony Walkmans for Marisa …

… and fast food signage for Carol.

Carol herself even got into the act, recreating a fellow cover girl shot.


I think there must have been a starter group of pics that participants could choose from, because there are no fewer than three recreations of this Chandra North pic (complete with heels).


I’m quite familiar with this photo, obviously, but it doesn’t seem like one of the iconic SI shots that would be first on anyone’s mind.


• • •

Anyway, one of the pics that was recreated was this one:


…along with a nice story of the woman who created it.


So in celebration of Alli and Jessica, let’s have a pineapple-themed Fruit Friday.

Thursday, April 30, 2020

Bonus Thumb-Hook Thursday: Gigi Hadid, 2014

I guess I might as well commemorate this. Gigi Hadid is preggers.


I know you come here mainly for hot celeb goss, so here you are! Congrats, Gigi.

Thursday, June 6, 2019

ROTY Revisited: 2014, 2015

2014: Who won?
Sara Sampaio.


Who should have won?
Sara Sampaio.

On these pages, I’ve sung her praises and bemoaned the brevity of her tenure. No need to retread.

But it should be mentioned that 2014 was a banner year for rookies. 12 in all, including superlative girls Hannah Ferguson, Gigi Hadid, and Lily Aldridge.


• • •

2015: Who won?
Kelly Rohrbach.


Who should have won?
This is a tough one, and I keep going back and forth, but I might pick Rose Bertram first and Hailey Clauson second. Both of them are undeniable bombshells.


I’m on record as loving Kelly, but I think either of these girls would have been more solid choices. (And they both were back for more issues than Kelly, who only gave us two appearances.)

Friday, February 22, 2019

Calendar Girls, Revisited: 1995

Stacey Williams ushered in a couple wonderful models in 1995. Unfortunately, I fear they are both destined to be one-hit wonders.


On January 9, Stacey oversaw the arrival of Raven Lyn. Raven was one of the 2018 models I was most excited about, but there's been no word of her participating in the 2019 shoots thus far.


 Hailey Clauson, however, has been accounted for in 2019.
And on March 7, 1995, her birth was celebrated by an underrated one-hit wonder in her own right, Jenny Brunt.


Another one-and-done girl, Solveig, arrived on April 13, heralded by her fellow one-name wonder Vendela.


Stacey's second one-hit wonder of the year is the deeply mourned Kelly Gale, on May 14.


On June 4, Ingrid Seynhaeve welcomed Georgia Gibbs. No sign of Georgia making a return appearance this year.


And finally, we have a week where neither the birthday girl nor the calendar girl is a one-hit wonder. Gigi Hadid (2014, 15, 16) and Kathy Ireland (1984, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, deep breath 96).