The Star-Spangled Hannah

Swimfruit Issue

I’ve nearly run out of free-hip pics of the girls. I didn’t find any in the Summer of Swim collections from 2015 or 2016.

I did find these pics, though.

Hannah’s bikini has a cute little strawberry pattern.

And Hailey’s has watermelons.

(You have to look closely, and I have.)

So, I don’t know, Fruit Friday? Fruit is nutritious, we’re all trying to stay healthy, I have a huge list of pics of models interacting with fruit.

Listen, I need to keep my mind occupied.

Happy Easter

Fly Chicks

Apparently, January 5 is National Bird Day.

So here’s a Robin, a Robyn, a Ren, a Renn, and a Raven.

See? There's more to this blog than just boobies.

Topless Tuesday: Chrissy, Lily, Nina, 2014

Chrissy had a bit of an umbrella mishap last night.

So she's this week's Topless Tuesday model, along with a couple friends to make her feel better.

Hope you feel better, Chrissy.

Sun's Out, Buns Out

Apparently, it is National Hot Dog Day.

A Day Devoted Two Piece

Apparently it's National Bikini Day, and who am I to turn that down as an opportunity to showcase some of the finest bikinis in the 2017 issue?

Come Shell or High Water

Happy World Turtle Day.

Swingsuit Issue

Swimsuit models in hammocks. Why not?

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UPDATE, 5/20/18

I've been in a Myla Dalbesio mood, so I thought I'd update this three-year-old post with a hammock pic of her from the 2018 issue. (I also added her to my birds post.)

Grape Expectations

Apparently, it's National Drink Wine Day. I detect notes of gratuitous bikinis.

Happy First Day of Winter

This shot of Bridget Hall seemed like a good way to welcome the season.

Also, it seemed like a good jumping-off point to a theme.

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UPDATE 9/21/19

Just randomly inspired to add Kate Bock (2017) to this collection.