Showing posts with label Paulina Porizkova. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paulina Porizkova. Show all posts

Saturday, October 10, 2020

Two-Pièce de Résistance: Yamila Diaz, 1999

It’s downright barbaric how small and low-res the online pics were in 1999. SI needs to remaster these old photos. 

Photo: Dominique Issermann

This photo of Yamila appeared in the margins of the introduction to the ’99 issue. You might see it as a “genie in a bottle” image, which is what the magazine’s caption writer went with: “There’s no getting this bikini back in the bottle.”

But to me it seems more like she’s spilling out of the jar. Like, in this world, beautiful women come in giant clay jars, and I’ve just opened this one, and I’ve poured Yamila out on the beach, and she’s lounging, sun-kissed, on the sand, smiling expectantly at me, ready for whatever I might have in mind.

I suppose those two “What is it you wish?” scenarios aren’t that different.


“Objectification” is a charged word in this realm. It’s a word that’s hurled at the swimsuit issue, and similar sexy-lady endeavors, as an accusation of sexism. And I don’t think that’s entirely unfair. These are flesh-and-blood human beings, not toys or decorations.

The way I rationalized it way back in my adolescence was: The woman is not an object, but the photograph is.

For better or worse, the image triggers a false sense of connection with the woman. We’re looking at her, but she’s looking at a camera lens.

And for that matter, we’re not really looking at her, but at a flat surface simulating her via a series of photons reflected off of —

Anyway.


But even the feminist author of this highly critical book about the swimsuit issue states that objectification isn’t inherently bad, in the right conditions. I’d say there’s a playful, consensual objectification that happens in relationships and flirting. Imagine the rush of having a woman smile at you and say, “So what do you wanna do to me?”

And I think that’s what’s at play in swimsuit photography. It doesn’t seem cruel or dehumanizing to me. Just some sexy women enjoying being sexy for an audience they know is appreciative. They’re presenting themselves to us, of their own volition, fully aware of where our eyes will wander.

And maybe it’s just my perverted mind at work, but Yamila’s pose up there seems to tap into the playful objectification angle a little extra. It joins the ranks of photos like Rebecca on a banquet table. Kathy in a cage.* Paulina in a (literal) fishnet.


This is tangentially related, maybe, but this video comes to mind of Sara Sampaio and Gigi Hadid, as rookies, quizzing people — male and female — at some resort. Two of their questions, “Which butt is whose?” and “Who’s hotter, blondes or brunettes?” are certainly cases of the models objectifying themselves.

(Are you a butt man?” Sara asks a gentleman early in the video.)

They compete for attention, stumping for votes in the Battle of the Hair Colors. 

Gigi, upon hearing a woman declare that brunettes are hotter: “I need all boys to please report to here!”

Sara, on her knees, after a man says he prefers blondes: “Why? We’re hotter!”

I don’t think you’d see this video made now, a mere six years later. It’s a little too on-the-nose for SI’s current brand, in which they try to blend the blatant T&A into more of a general “Celebration of Beauty!” attitude.

Anyway. Yamila’s super hot. This is a great photo of her.


*I don’t think this "caged Kathy" photo was ever in the magazine, but I found it on Robert Huntzinger’s site surrounded by other SI pics.

Friday, September 18, 2020

Two-Pièce de Résistance: Paulina Porizkova, 1986

This photo is a landmark in my early fascination with the female body.

Photo: Brian Lanker

I was in thrall to that classic Buddha-style bathing-beauty pose. I memorized the placement of each tiny, round, plastic sequin on that bikini.

There’s a fun contradiction in this photo. Paulina is on a Polynesian island, wearing a sparkly and brightly colored swimsuit, lounging on a canoe, with a flower in her hair. You’d expect the girl in this situation to be the type of bubbly blonde you’d find on a postcard or a Hawaiian shirt.

But instead, there’s Paulina, of the Eastern European strain of swimsuit models, with her pensive and almost gloomy expression. Even when Paulina smiled, it was subtle and mysterious instead of sunny and inviting.

More recently, she’s all big, toothy smiles …

… but back then, she added a layer of depth and darkness to what I found appealing in those early years, laying the groundwork for my tastes to this day.

This is a better quality scan, but it has the page split.


SI: The world is ending. Go ahead and open up your vault to all your high-quality photos. You’re sitting on so much potential joy.

Tuesday, July 7, 2020

Topless Tuesday: Paulina Porizkova, 1985

Seems like a good day for some Paulina in her absolute freaking prime.

Friday, May 29, 2020

Swimulacra


Okay, so the #SwimsuitIconChallenge is super charming.


The recreations are fun and inventive and often pretty hot.


I’m particularly entranced by this bevy of Elles.


The makeshift solutions are pretty creative, too, using aloe leaves for Petra …

… blowdryers for Christie …

… Sony Walkmans for Marisa …

… and fast food signage for Carol.

Carol herself even got into the act, recreating a fellow cover girl shot.


I think there must have been a starter group of pics that participants could choose from, because there are no fewer than three recreations of this Chandra North pic (complete with heels).


I’m quite familiar with this photo, obviously, but it doesn’t seem like one of the iconic SI shots that would be first on anyone’s mind.


• • •

Anyway, one of the pics that was recreated was this one:


…along with a nice story of the woman who created it.


So in celebration of Alli and Jessica, let’s have a pineapple-themed Fruit Friday.

Friday, May 1, 2020

Fruit Friday: Paulina Porizkova, 1984

I wish I had a nicer, digital copy of this photo.


But I think it’s worth sharing because, first of all, it means more Paulina, which is always welcome. And second, it led me to this “Same Suit, Different Babe” entry from the following year. Kim Alexis wore this same suit design (different color, different country, different postmark) for the 1985 issue, with the photo ending up in the 1986 calendar.

Tuesday, April 14, 2020

This’ll Put Hair on Your Chest

The kids call it a “hair bra,” and I thought we could enjoy a tonsorial Topless Tuesday.

Wednesday, June 12, 2019

One-Piece Wednesday: Returning Legends

Let's toast the titans over the years who returned triumphantly to the swimsuit issue to show a new generation of models how to rock a one-piece.

Cheryl, 1995
Elle, 2006
Heidi, 2014
Tyra, 2019
Paulina, 2019

Thursday, May 9, 2019

Paulina: Back in the Arena


I’ve been scrolling through Paulina’s pics with a huge smile on my face.


It’s great to see her back in a bikini. And I think my nostalgia is compounded by the warmth she’s giving off in a lot of her photos.


I haven’t gotten too deep into this year’s offerings, but I think Paulina’s photos just seem more genuine and happy than a lot of the other models’.


And I remember her from the 80s as a lot more sultry, a lot less smiley. It’s like at fiftysomething she’s shed some of the artifice and is content to enjoy herself in the camera’s (and our) gaze.