Hooked on a Feline

Today's animal entry: big cats.

 Come on, Noemie. I'm not sure we can allow a lion sweatshirt.

That tiger is clearly fake. If you can't do better, I'm going to have to ask you to—

Touché.

Horse Appreciation Week: Friday

Why the long face? Is it because Horse Appreciation Week is ending?

Horse Appreciation Week: Thursday

The stampede continues.

Horse Appreciation Week: Wednesday

So this is embarrassing. Apparently, Hannah’s birthday is May 5. I had it written down as the 6th. (Two years ago as well.)

So I was all set for her 25th birthday, One-Piece Wednesday, and Horse Week to align today.

Oh well. We can still celebrate a day late.

And of course we must mention Hannah’s DirecTV horse ads.

Happy belated, cover girl!

Horse Appreciation Week: Tuesday

Sometimes you just have to stretch out and lie down on a horse.

Sometimes topless.

Horse Appreciation Week: Monday

In compiling my series on swimsuit models + animals, I came upon a problem. Horses.

There are too many horse shots for a single entry.

However, Horse Appreciation Day is May 9, so I figured a lead-in would be in order. A few models with horses per day.

I’m sure there are a bunch I’ll miss. But it’s a good cross-section.

Beak-inis

Christie Brinkley apparently got attacked by a bird the other day. Black eye, hospital visit, the whole nine yards.

Let us look at some happier model/bird moments from the swimsuit issue. We covered parrots already, but there are so many other species to represent.

First, let’s get Christie on the path to rehabilitation.

• • •

UPDATE, 5/20/18

I've been in a Myla Dalbesio mood, so I thought I'd update this three-year-old post with a pic of her posing with flamingos in the 2018 issue. (I also added her to my hammocks post.)

• • • 

UPDATE, 10/18/19

Welcome to the flock, Kate Bock. Here she is in 2017.

Swim Trunks

Today’s unforgettable “Animals and Swimsuits” entry: elephants. Mostly real.

• • •

2/15/21: Thought I'd add this Ana Beatriz Barros pic from 2005, for completist's sake.