Yes, We Have Fake Bananas

Decorative plastic bananas make a lovely swimsuit accessory, whether up top:

Patricia Velasquez, 1995

...or down below:

Ariel Meredith, 2012

One-Piece Wednesday: Patricia Velasquez, 1995

This is a great shot from Heaven.

Kate Upton? Tony Hale? Cocktails?

If they had added some chocolate, and the band was, say, The New Pornographers or They Might Be Giants, this video would cover just about all of my interests.

Thanks, Kate.

And another shout-out to Arrested Development, for good measure.

Weekly Planner Week, Part 4

A few more redundancies from the desk calendars.

9/26/93: “Vendela knows her net worth.”

8/7/95: “Aya ponders her net worth.”

4/8/90: “Things are looking up for Elle.”

5/8/95: “Everything’s looking up for Stacey.”

2/4/90: “A giant step for Ashley.”

7/17/95: “One giant leap for Patricia.”

1/19/92: “A starring role for Judit.”

8/14/95: “Lana plays a starring role.”

12/29/92 (93 calendar): “Stephanie poses no problem.”

11/21/94: “Kathy poses no problems.”

In Honor of Season Four of Arrested Development

...here's Marta Two herself, Patricia Velasquez.

Her?

Yes, her. Patricia Velasquez is 41 today.True fans know her as an SI model in 1994 and 1995, but also as Marta (the second one) in Arrested Development.What a fun, sexy time for her!

One-Piece Wednesday: Patricia Velasquez, 1994