Showing posts with label Damaris Lewis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Damaris Lewis. Show all posts

Friday, March 13, 2020

Hazmat — Will Travel

Naomi Campbell went all out trying to protect herself during a recent flight.


Here she is in a more flattering outfit.


But please heed this PSA brought to you by the ladies of the 2009 swimsuit issue:

Don’t.


Touch.


Your.


Face. 


(Especially on the MTA, Damaris!)


Anyway, the 2020 issue is taking shape, and maybe it will provide a nice respite from the nationwide quarantine in a couple months. Watch this space.

Friday, April 10, 2015

Beak-inis

Christie Brinkley apparently got attacked by a bird the other day. Black eye, hospital visit, the whole nine yards.


Let us look at some happier model/bird moments from the swimsuit issue. We covered parrots already, but there are so many other species to represent.

First, let’s get Christie on the path to rehabilitation.


• • •
UPDATE, 5/20/18

I've been in a Myla Dalbesio mood, so I thought I'd update this three-year-old post with a pic of her posing with flamingos in the 2018 issue. (I also added her to my hammocks post.)


• • • 
UPDATE, 10/18/19

Welcome to the flock, Kate Bock. Here she is in 2017.

Friday, October 10, 2014

Happy Birthday DamAIRis Lewis

Whether it was 2009...
...or 2011..
...she couldn't seem to keep her feet on the ground.

Saturday, May 31, 2014

Happy Birthday, Sarah O'Hare

42 today.

In searching her pics, I came across this one from 1999:
Horses are represented quite a bit in the realm of swimsuit issue wildlife. But donkeys are rarer. The only other one I could find is this Bridget Hall photo from 2002:
"Nice ass," is what I'd say at this point if I were terrible.

• • •

7/22/17: Hey, I found another one! Damaris Lewis, 2009.

• • •

10/4/19: Lookee here! Chrissy Teigen, 2016.

Thursday, February 13, 2014

I'll Take One of Those Oxygen Masks Now

By now, you've seen the Air New Zealand safety video featuring Ariel, Hannah, Jessica, Chrissy, and Christie.
I thought I'd rummage through my brain and post a couple more shots of models with planes. I'm sure there are more.
 

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Pinups Within Pinups

I get a giddy little thrill when models display their own SI photos at launch events.
It’s almost its own subgenre of photo. “Here I am in eveningwear, displaying a photo of me in a bikini.” 
This puts me in mind of another subgenre that pops up from time to time. “Pinups Within Pinups.” Sometimes the girls will pose with images of other swimsuit girls in the shot.

Sometimes, it’s the same girl. For example, in this photo (I believe from 2004), we see Elsa Benitez posing in a bikini, showing us a photo of Elsa Benitez in a bikini.
Isabeli Fontana has somehow been given a bikini decorated with self portraits in this shot from 2003.
And in this “intimate” video from 2011, Izabel Goulart snaps a bunch of selfies and festoons her body with the Polaroids.

Sometimes the secondary pinup is worn by the SI model. We’ve previously enjoyed Amber Smith’s 1993 bathing beauty tattoo.
Jarah Mariano wears a swimsuit girl pattern on her top in 2008.
In 2009, Jessica Hart wears a bikini bottom, and a shirt with a bikini bottom design on it.

And sometimes, the pinup is just part of the scenery. Like Jessica White and Ariel Meredith on these boats in 2011 and 2012, respectively.
Or Damaris Lewis and Genevieve Morton on these planes in 2010.
In 2002, Chandra North and Josie Maran found themselves in some kind of shack wallpapered with local pinups.
And in this preview tweet for 2011, Julie Henderson models what I’m sure is my favorite beer, without my even having to taste it: Bikini Blonde Lager.
I think part of the joy for me is the tacit endorsement. The models seem to be saying, “Yup, pinups of bikini babes exist. We’re cool with them. After all, we are them.”

And if Julie, Chandra, Ariel, and company approve of photos of bikini girls, who am I to feel guilty about enjoying them?