So it’s June 1, 2020. Obviously, there’s a lot going on today. But.
Ten years ago today, I put fingers to keyboard and started broadcasting my weird little thoughts and observations about the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.
A surprising amount of stuff has happened to the issue since then.
The 50th Anniversary. The return of nipples. Recreations of historic shoots.
The foray into social issues. The widening of beauty standards for size, age, and amount of exposed skin. The shift to a kind of half-girlie-magazine, half-women’s-magazine.
The returns of many glorious veterans. The first second-generation model. The unveiling of a superstar.
SI Swim’s increase in social media, from boobcam tweets to an entire SI-hosted blog. A VR app. Live conventions.
A leaked cover. Three triple-covers. The pushing back of the release date from February to May to July.
Through it all, I’ve discovered I’m not the only historian with a deep affinity for this quaint, outdated slice of American cheesecake. There are maybe five or six of us.
I’ve enjoyed having a place to share my love for this magazine, and to share my frustrations as well.
At one point, my plan was to review the 2020 issue, whether it came out in February or May, then maybe shut the blog down (again) on June 1. But the schedule didn’t cooperate with that plan. I definitely want to see what 2020 is going to be like.
After that, who knows? The first time I ended this blog, after five years, was five years ago. And I just can’t seem to quit the swimsuit issue.
Showing posts with label birthdays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label birthdays. Show all posts
Monday, June 1, 2020
Wednesday, May 15, 2019
One-Piece Wednesday: Olivia Culpo, 2019
Last year, I mentioned I wanted to see Olivia Culpo, who had only done a nude “In Her Own Words” shoot, in an actual swimsuit.
Got my wish this year, and I’m pleased with the result.
She has a great bod for one-piecers.
In researching Olivia just now (she’s Italian and Irish! she’s the first Rhode Islander to be named Miss Universe! she has a street in Cranston named after her!), I found out that the 2019 swimsuit issue was released on her 27th birthday! So happy belated, Olivia Culpo.
Got my wish this year, and I’m pleased with the result.
She has a great bod for one-piecers.
In researching Olivia just now (she’s Italian and Irish! she’s the first Rhode Islander to be named Miss Universe! she has a street in Cranston named after her!), I found out that the 2019 swimsuit issue was released on her 27th birthday! So happy belated, Olivia Culpo.
Labels:
birthdays,
Olivia Culpo,
One-Piece Wednesday
Monday, June 1, 2015
Saturday, May 16, 2015
Happy Birthday, Pania Rose
The 2006 one-hit wonder is 31.
And, full disclosure, I forgot to post this on the 16th. It's now the 17th, and I am cheating by backposting this entry.
Pania is Australian, of Maori descent. But she kind of looks like if Cintia Dicker were Eastern European.
She also has an impressive body of non-SI swimwear and lingerie work.
And, full disclosure, I forgot to post this on the 16th. It's now the 17th, and I am cheating by backposting this entry.
Pania is Australian, of Maori descent. But she kind of looks like if Cintia Dicker were Eastern European.
She also has an impressive body of non-SI swimwear and lingerie work.
Wednesday, May 6, 2015
Horse Appreciation Week: Wednesday
So this is embarrassing. Apparently, Hannah’s birthday is May 5. I had it written down as the 6th. (Two years ago as well.)
So I was all set for her 25th birthday, One-Piece Wednesday, and Horse Week to align today.
Oh well. We can still celebrate a day late.
And of course we must mention Hannah’s DirecTV horse ads.
Happy belated, cover girl!
So I was all set for her 25th birthday, One-Piece Wednesday, and Horse Week to align today.
Oh well. We can still celebrate a day late.
And of course we must mention Hannah’s DirecTV horse ads.
Happy belated, cover girl!
Labels:
ads,
animals,
birthdays,
Hannah Davis,
One-Piece Wednesday
Thursday, April 23, 2015
Happy Birthday, Gigi Hadid
She’s—holy cow—twenty years old today.
She was just heralded by People magazine as one of the World’s Most Beautiful Women.
So let’s celebrate with a look back at her awkward teen years. Here’s 2014:
…and 2015.
Plus, some Swim Daily Polaroids revealed that she was a “Same Suit, Different Babe” twin with Hannah Davis her first year.
Hannah, in turn, shared this cute bikini bottom with Sara Sampaio.
It’s nice to see everyone getting along so well.
She was just heralded by People magazine as one of the World’s Most Beautiful Women.
So let’s celebrate with a look back at her awkward teen years. Here’s 2014:
…and 2015.
Plus, some Swim Daily Polaroids revealed that she was a “Same Suit, Different Babe” twin with Hannah Davis her first year.
Hannah, in turn, shared this cute bikini bottom with Sara Sampaio.
It’s nice to see everyone getting along so well.
Labels:
birthdays,
Gigi Hadid,
Hannah Davis,
other magazines,
Sara Sampaio,
SSDB
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
One-Piece Wednesday: Stacey Williams, 1994
47 today.
You may have noticed that this blog has been primarily birthdays, Topless Tuesdays and One-Piece Wednesdays lately. Not much in the way of news or trivia.
Truth be told, I’m kind of dragging. I have always wanted this blog to contain some sort of (lighthearted) analysis, instead of just photos. But my well is pretty dry.
I’m going to wrap this thing up on June 1, the five-year mark of the first post. A half a decade is longer than any rational person would have thought they could devote a blog to this topic, so I feel I’ve done a good job with the concept.
I’m going to try to let the 2016 swimsuit issue happen to me organically. Unlike the last few years, this year I’m not planning to scour Bellazon and other sites for clues as to who’s in, who’s out, and who the rookies will be. Who knows, I may even stop visiting Swim Daily so much. Maybe it will be like the old days, when I wasn’t even sure when the magazine was coming out. Then all of a sudden, bam—a bunch of new photos on the newsstand.
Anyway, here’s a bonus Stacey one-piece from 1996.
You may have noticed that this blog has been primarily birthdays, Topless Tuesdays and One-Piece Wednesdays lately. Not much in the way of news or trivia.
Truth be told, I’m kind of dragging. I have always wanted this blog to contain some sort of (lighthearted) analysis, instead of just photos. But my well is pretty dry.
I’m going to wrap this thing up on June 1, the five-year mark of the first post. A half a decade is longer than any rational person would have thought they could devote a blog to this topic, so I feel I’ve done a good job with the concept.
I’m going to try to let the 2016 swimsuit issue happen to me organically. Unlike the last few years, this year I’m not planning to scour Bellazon and other sites for clues as to who’s in, who’s out, and who the rookies will be. Who knows, I may even stop visiting Swim Daily so much. Maybe it will be like the old days, when I wasn’t even sure when the magazine was coming out. Then all of a sudden, bam—a bunch of new photos on the newsstand.
Anyway, here’s a bonus Stacey one-piece from 1996.
Labels:
birthdays,
One-Piece Wednesday,
Stacey Williams
Sunday, April 12, 2015
Thursday, April 9, 2015
Happy Birthday, Paulina Porizkova
My pick for fourth greatest swimsuit model of all time (and SI's pick for #10) is the big five-oh today.
Fun Easter egg: This strip of fabric she's using to tie back her ponytail? That's her bikini top.
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Fun Easter egg: This strip of fabric she's using to tie back her ponytail? That's her bikini top.
Friday, April 3, 2015
Happy Birthday, Aline Nakashima
This Japanese/Brazilian/Spanish/Portuguese beauty is a girl I wish I had featured more on this blog.
Though her birth date is inconsistent even on her own Wikipedia page, I believe the consensus is that she's 33 today.
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Bonus, non-SI bikini video from her website:Aline Nakashima | Beach Dream from Mediatropics on Vimeo.
Sunday, March 29, 2015
Come Elle or Heidi Water
All hail the Swimsuit Queen. Elle Macpherson is 52 today.
Here’s an interesting article about a mild scuffle regarding who owns the nickname “The Body”: Elle or Heidi.
Elle has always been the original for me. But if anyone could wrestle it from her…
Here’s an interesting article about a mild scuffle regarding who owns the nickname “The Body”: Elle or Heidi.
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| Each of them makes an excellent case. |
Elle has always been the original for me. But if anyone could wrestle it from her…
Monday, March 23, 2015
Thursday, March 19, 2015
X Years of V
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