Swimsuitologist: Free-Hip Friday

Friday, July 24, 2020

Friday, July 10, 2020

From JooJoo to JoJo

As long as we're meeting rookies, let's welcome Victoria's Secret vet Josephine Skriver ...

... with a nice Free-Hip Friday entry on what would have been, in a less enlightened time, the buttcam.

Friday, July 3, 2020

Free-Hip Friday: Hailey Clauson, 2018

Turns out I had at least one more great example of a model's bikini bottom unlaced to reveal her hip.

Thank you Hailey, and here's hope-against-hope that you'll be a surprise feature in this year's swimsuit issue in a few weeks.

Friday, May 24, 2019

Free-Hip Friday: Barbara Palvin, 2019

I mentioned that there weren’t a lot of freed hips in the 2019 issue.

I submit the curious case of this Barbara Palvin one-piece.

It reveals the whole side of her body, and the result is …

… kind of weird, to be honest. It’s an uncomfortable-looking slingshot effect.

It seems there’s a thin belt that is meant to be worn with it, and frankly the suit is much better looking with the belt attached.

I fancy myself a connoisseur of the one-piece, and part of my manifesto is that they are rarely improved by forced skimpification. If you want a bikini, get a bikini.

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Kate Bock sports a similar style, a V that plunges down the body, starting at the breasts, with a belt to mark the halfway point of the journey.

I’m a big fan of a high-cut suit, but it’s possible to overdo it. Here, I think the back view suffers.

Kate is a slender model, and when the thong-style cut is too high, her, um, cheeks look elongated. A derrière like Kate’s needs a tighter frame to spotlight it.

Yes, like that!

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Jasmine Sanders sports yet another swimsuit of this shape.

It just seems like a style that would look better on a curvier girl. Kate and Jasmine are quite petite.

But one thing the super-high-cut is good for is revealing the presence (or absence) of a tattoo along your inguinal crease. It’s there in Jasmine’s videos, but not her photos.