Doggone, Girl

I maintain that the book "Gone Girl" was awful, but girlfriend rocks a red dress.

Can't argue with that.

Same Suit, Different Babe: Julie and Irina, 2013

Swim Daily ran a nice selection of Irina Shayk Polaroids from last year's issue. This one looks familiar:

It found its way onto Julie Henderson instead.

 Not a bad gig.

Happy Birthday, Cheryl and Jessica

One-Piece Wednesday: Ashley Richardson, 1991

Happy Birthday, Fernanda Tavares

 This underrepresented model is 34.

Daniella S-ARRRRGGH-ahyba and Friends

In honor of International Talk Like A Pirate Day, please enjoy these 2008 photos of Daniella, Selita, and Melissa.

Bar Glasses

Bar Refaeli can’t seem to stop making offensive commercials.

First, she peddled her bill-paying phone app using (of course) cannibalistic white slavery.

Now her fashion eyewear company warns of the dangers of not realizing how plump a woman is.

The first one was bizarre and dark and outlandish. This one is crummy, a cheap joke at the expense of plus-size women.

Yes, Bar, you’re hot. You don’t have to use that to put other people down.