Sunday, July 12, 2020

Of COVID and Covers

The swimsuit issue started as a way to fill time during the sports-light winter months, and maybe it’s appropriate that this year’s will arrive to distract us from the pandemic.

MJ Day announced that something will be revealed on Good Morning America tomorrow. Will they reveal the cover? I’m not sure what other surprise it could be, but her Instagram message invites us to guess.

Anyway, I think the issue goes live on July 21, about a week and a half from now. So let’s whet our appetites with some of the previews they’ve dropped for us over the last few months.

Friday, July 10, 2020

A New Sampaio in Town

Wow, bombshell.

This was rumored a bit, but I wasn’t sure if it would happen. The latest reveal is Valentina Sampaio, a prominent trans model.


I gotta say, she looks … really hot.


When I first heard the idea floated out there that a trans woman might appear in SI (at first, some people said it derisively, as in “What will the virtue-signaling woke warriors force on us next???”) I wondered how I’d react to such a thing.

I’m a firm believer that trans women are women. (And trans men, men.) But this is a moment where the rubber hits the road: a trans model in my girlie mag.


Well, she’s gorgeous. I find myself studying her face, and sometimes there’s a flash of what she might look like as a man. But it’s true that the most gorgeous people have a bit of androgyny to their faces. Even Sara, my other Sampaio, has facial features that could be seen as masculine in some photos.


Thick eyebrows, strong jawline, direct gaze.


She’d make a hot guy, let’s be honest.


Maybe it’s the result of years of gender-switching Instagram filters, but I think we’re all used to seeing the fluidity of secondary sex characteristics.

Plus, the swimsuit issue is fantasy. It’s makeup and poses and visual cues. As the end result, what are we looking at? A beautiful person. A gorgeous body.

I was reminded of a photoshoot of Cindy Crawford during her heyday. I think it was for Esquire or Details? In any case, she dressed as a man, complete with stubble, and she looked quite handsome. Kind of like George Michael. I think this is a photo from that shoot.


Anyway, I’m not sure I’m processing this in the most progressive or respectful way — I don’t want to imply that trans women have to look like supermodels to be acceptable. Bottom line is, Valentina is a woman, not a man dressed as a woman, and I think she’s set to be one of the most beautiful models this year.

From JooJoo to JoJo

As long as we're meeting rookies, let's welcome Victoria's Secret vet Josephine Skriver ...


... with a nice Free-Hip Friday entry on what would have been, in a less enlightened time, the buttcam.

Thursday, July 9, 2020

2020 Visions

SI has finally, finally started some rumbling ahead of the 2020 swimsuit issue, which will be unveiled later this month. They’re spending the day revealing some rookies.

I think my favorite rookie, the girl I’m most looking forward to, is the breathtaking Hyunjoo Hwang (apparently known affectionately as “JooJoo”).


She’s sleek and statuesque, and I think black swimsuits may have been invented just for her.


And according to her preview video, she may be gracing us with another freeboob shot.


I await you with great anticipation, Hyunjoo!

Here’s a Victoria’s Secret shot, just for the sheer fun of it.

Wednesday, July 8, 2020

One-Piece Wednesday: Louise Vyent, 1990

A reader commented that yesterday's post was the only listing on this blog for one-hit wonder Louise Vyent. Let's fix that right now.


SI pics of this Dutch beauty are unfortunately quite rare, so this shot and the spandex squad from yesterday will have to do.

Tuesday, July 7, 2020

Bonus Topless Tuesday: Carolyn Murphy, Frankie Rayder, 2005

Happened across this photo, and I'm sharing it here because it adds Frankie Rayder to the Ashley Richardson Extended Universe.


Frankie posed with Carolyn on the table of contents page in 2005.

Carolyn posed with Rachel on the cover in 2006.

Rachel posed with Ashley in this neon kaleidoscope from 1990.


I bet there are even more models I'll rediscover eventually.

Topless Tuesday: Paulina Porizkova, 1985

Seems like a good day for some Paulina in her absolute freaking prime.